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released February 8, 2014

Lyrics by Jonathan David Kroger and Sean Lubin, written in the exquisite corpse method, alternating one word at a time over facebook.
Music by Jonathan David Kroger
Electric ukulele, Hawaiian tremoloa, and vox by Yex



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Track Name: The Ostrich
All would rejoice
when the Ostrich sang;
they'd gather their families
and bask in the rays.
I always felt small
compared to that bird
but when she stopped singing,
I cried.

Did Jesus wear garments
of feathery delight?
If pigeons had teeth,
they'd bite biscuits and crime.
Last Wednesday, my niece
turned white from bad clams.
Sadly she perished,
along with her clams.

So heed theoreticians
when noontime comes near;
for your phantoms disperse
amongst whispers so dear.
Truly red now is the
antiquarian tide,
but close your eyes inward
to see how I died.

Gravy boats sail
deep into the maroon
webwork, but doomed,
they repent and turn back
Track Name: Ottoman Coffee
My instincts are keen,
but there's never any acid to share around town.
What seems so translucent at first,
ends up being just another mound.
These fluorescent beliefs
brought such baggage down

Tip your bellboy in silver and gold
and Ottoman coffee

Ignore orcs whose activities include
eating raw cinnamon
Can you imagine? I sure feel dizzy again
La la la

Tip your bellboy in silver and gold
and Ottoman coffee